(Performed by Primus)
[Les Claypool]
I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.
[Kyle and Stan]
Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.
[Les Claypool]
Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.
[Eric Cartman]
Ample parking day or night, people spouting: 'Howdy, neighbor!'
[Les Claypool]
Headin' on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind.
(Kenny's lines vary)
[Kenny (Unaired Pilot)]
Our town is bigger dammit, right down to the little granite.
[Kenny (S1-S2)]
I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with deep vaginas!
[Kenny (S3-S5)]
I have got a 10-inch penis, use your mouth if you wanna clean it.
[Timmy (S6)]
(Kenny was 'permanently' killed in Season 6 and his lines were replaced by Timmy)
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, livin' a lie TIMMY!
[Kenny (S7-S10)]
Someday I'll be old enough to stick my dick up Britney's butt!
[Kenny (S10 Episode 8-Present)]
I like f*cking silly b*tches and I know my penis likes it.
[Les Claypool]
So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine.
[Thanks to ryanmoy520 for correcting these lyrics]
• South Park Goth Kids Version
• South Park Tegridy Farms Version